Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco! Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her Read More »
July 5, 2012
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one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it. one hand and a Clapper. green hair and thinks she’s a tree. one ear and has to... Read More »
July 5, 2012
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Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex. Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared. Read More »
July 5, 2012
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0 Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. Yo mama so lazy she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote! Yo mama so lazy that she came in last... Read More »
July 5, 2012
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0 Yo mama’s head so small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died. Read More »
July 5, 2012
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0 Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.” Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention! Yo mama so poor when... Read More »
July 5, 2012
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0 Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon. Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida. Read More »
July 5, 2012
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Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk! Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent. Yo mama so dark that... Read More »
July 5, 2012
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Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock. Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture! Yo mama so hairy she wears... Read More »
July 5, 2012
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Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence! Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime. Yo mama so... Read More »
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