Women Jokes

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What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?

What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do what she’s told. Read More »

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ATM procedures

Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers will be able withdraw cashwithout leaving their vehicle. (Other accounts can also utilisethis facility) Male and Female procedures have been tailored tobest reflect the behaviors... Read More »

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What’s the difference between women and men?

What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffness. Read More »

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A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing…

A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then suddenly she was overcome by sea sickness. In a panic she rushed into the corridor and headed for the bathroom. It was not until she... Read More »

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Space shuttle mission to the Moon

There’s a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman on board.The headquarters in the US calls:”Monkey #1, Monkey #1 report to coms for instructions.”He sits down and he is told to release the pressure... Read More »

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What are the three fastest means of communication?

What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman! Read More »

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The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life

The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman’s LifeThe Doctor – who tells her to “take off all her clothes.” The Dentist – who tells her to “open wide.” The Milkman – who asks her “do you want it... Read More »

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One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-pound…

One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a woman gain five pounds. Read More »

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Women’s secrets

At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. “No woman,” said one man, scornfully, “can keep a secret.” “I don’t know about that,” huffily answered a woman guest. “I have... Read More »

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Life Science Final Exam

The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life scienceclassroom staring at a question on the final exam paper. The questiondirected: “Give four advantages of breast milk.” What to write? Hesighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his... Read More »

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