Weather Jokes

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Q:What did the tornado say to the car? A:(‘You wanna…

Q:What did the tornado say to the car? A:(‘You wanna go for a spin?’) Read More »

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What are the hottest days during summer? Sun-days…

What are the hottest days during summer? Sun-days Read More »

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Q. What did the fog say to the light rain…

Q. What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation? A. I mist you. Read More »

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It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through…

It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July. Read More »

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What is hail ? Hard boiled rain !…

What is hail ? Hard boiled rain ! Read More »

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Q: What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?…

Q: What’s the difference between a horse and the weather? A: One is reined up and the other rains down. Read More »

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Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation? Bill:…

Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation? Bill: I just went outside and there it was! Read More »

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Q: What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane? A:…

Q: What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane? A: I have my eye on you. Read More »

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Q. What did one tornado say to the other? A….

Q. What did one tornado say to the other? A. “Let’s twist again, like we did last summer….” Read More »

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Q. What’s the difference between ‘weather’ and ‘climate’? A. You…

Q. What’s the difference between ‘weather’ and ‘climate’? A. You can ‘t ‘weather’ a tree, but you can ‘climate’! Read More »

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