July 5, 2012
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0 Waiter! Waiter! This salad is frozen solid. Yes, sir. It’s the…
Waiter! Waiter! This salad is frozen solid. Yes, sir. It’s the iceberg lettuce that does it. Read More »
July 5, 2012
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0 Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt! Yes sir, thats because it…
Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt! Yes sir, thats because it was only ground this morning. Read More »
July 5, 2012
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0 CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler? WAITER: Sure, spray…
CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler? WAITER: Sure, spray him with a hose. Read More »
July 5, 2012
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0 CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him…
CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming. Read More »
July 5, 2012
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0 CUSTOMER: How do you make a pig float? WAITER: Just…
CUSTOMER: How do you make a pig float? WAITER: Just give him an inner tube. Read More »
July 5, 2012
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0 Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my…
Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter ! I can’t do that sir, he’s not had his main course yet ! Read More »
July 5, 2012
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0 Sir you haven’t touched your custard. I’m just waiting for the…
Sir you haven’t touched your custard. I’m just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampoline ! Read More »
July 5, 2012
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0 “Waiter!” shouted the furious diner, “How dare you serve me…
“Waiter!” shouted the furious diner, “How dare you serve me this! There’s a damn TWIG in my soup!” “My apologies,” said the waiter. “I’ll inform the branch manager.” Read More »
July 5, 2012
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0 Waiter, what’s this bug doing waltzing around my table ! It’s…
Waiter, what’s this bug doing waltzing around my table ! It’s the band, sir, they are playing his tune ! Read More »
July 5, 2012
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0 Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup ! No…
Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup ! No its not, it’s a piece of dirt that looks like one ! Read More »
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