Travel Jokes

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USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who…

USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting valuable testimonials, the PR department sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who had used the special rates, asking how... Read More »

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How many pilots does it take to change a light…

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb? None, it is done by the automatic pilot. Read More »

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A passenger announcement.

This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven and twelve has come insideways. Read More »

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A delicacy

An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell... Read More »

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I am called a Princess

The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing... Read More »

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Fly out of Genoa

They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It’s called Genitalia.Sent by maria Read More »

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Playing tabla

Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing downwards on his stomach & the wife was patting him on his butt. He happened to ask her what she was doing, she said “I`m... Read More »

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Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…

Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried about getting real seasick. The doctor tells him,”Just eat two pounds of stewed tomatoes before you leave the dock.”Steve says, “Will that keep me from... Read More »

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Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…

Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight attendants that breakfast could be served.One of the passengers, upset because he was awakened, growled, “Whoturned on the fucking lights!”"Oh, no sir,” the nearest flight... Read More »

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From a Southwest Airlines employee….

From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt, and if you don’t know how to... Read More »

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