Sport Jokes

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You really do stink

It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home team had been the victim of three or four close calls, and they were now trailing the visitors by a touch-down and a field goal.... Read More »

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Play as James Bond

Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James Bond type of player,” he told his friends. “I had all sorts of tricks to confuse the opposition.”"Batted .007,” his wife added. Read More »

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Why the bad plays?

true story, according to the LA Times…..Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward Jeff Wilkins, “Is your bad play due to ignorance or apathy?”Wilkins replied, “I don’t know and I don’t care!” Read More »

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Who is on First?

Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we get to St. Louis, will you tell me the guys’ name on the team so when I go to see them in that St. Louis... Read More »

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Question answer 06

What lights up a football stadium?A football match! If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls?Cornflakes! Why aren’t football stadiums built in outer space?Because there is no atmosphere! Where do spiders play their FA... Read More »

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Question answer 07

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?Hide the ball, it drives them nuts! What’s tennis players favourite city?Volley wood! How does a physicist exercise?By pumping ion! Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?Because... Read More »

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Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?All of them, a crossbar can’t jump! Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches?They prefer cricket matches! What stories are told by basketball players?Tall stories!Who won the race between... Read More »

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What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?Sorry, it was a freak hic! Why are football grounds odd?Because you can sit in the stands but can’t stand in the sits! What do you get if... Read More »

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Our team is doing so badly that “Manager of the Month” isn’t an award.It’s an appointment! Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding?They got jellygated! Which insect didn’t play well in goal?The fumble bee!... Read More »

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Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?They might be cheetahs! Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder playerFan: Why’s that?Manager: Everytime he plays I wonder why I bothered to... Read More »

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