A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons for herself. She goes to the aisle where they are located and sees they are priced at five boxes for one dollar. Thinking this is... Read More »
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs ears?”The counter assistant replies,”No, its just the way my hair is parted!” Read More »
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s penis, she jumped into her car and sped away. On her way down the highway, holding her husbands penis in her hand, she decided to throw it out the window.... Read More »
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force One and President Bush strode to a warm but dignifiedhandshake from Queen Elizabeth II.They rode in a silver 1934 Bentley to the edge of central... Read More »
A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of the hotel.She wore a bathing suit the first day but, on the second, being a naturist, she decided that no one... Read More »
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s half past three in the morning.”I’m not getting out of bed at this time,”... Read More »
There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu. The poor lady was not very proficient in English,but managed to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for... Read More »
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt off his back and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round-trip air ticket. If he could just get to... Read More »
Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in bedbeside her.She said “I must have been tight last night”The Elephant said “You were the first time but second time was’nt so bad”Sent by lcg Read More »
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,how do you get out?Stop imagining!Sent by Cally Read More »
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