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An elderly man goes into a brothel…

An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like ayoung girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man andasks how old he is. “I’m 90 years old,” he says.”90!” replies the... Read More »

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What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?

What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and the whole cabinet falls apart. Read More »

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A question for Bill Clinton

A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever come across” Read More »

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Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays…

Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?- Hundred dollars, as usual. Read More »

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What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?

What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down. Read More »

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Alcohol as a substitute for a woman

A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.”"Yeah what happened?” asked his friend.The first guy replies, “Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle.” Read More »

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A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm

A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: “Use it on every conceivable occasion.” Read More »

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Definition of bad lover

Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if she felt the earth move. She says no. Read More »

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What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?

What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride! Read More »

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Social Security Sex

Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having Social Security sex.” “Social Security sex?” “Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!” Read More »

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