Religious Jokes

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At the first session of a conversion class…

At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, “What mustwe do before we can expect forgiveness from sin?” After a long silence, one of the men in attendanceraised his hand and said: “Sin?” Read More »

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Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch…

Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church. “When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral,” Joe began. “You mean the parking... Read More »

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Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…

Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw an altar with a large zero in the middle anda banner that said ‘N I L’. White-robed people were kneeling before the altar chanting hymnsto... Read More »

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What do you call a man that marries another man?

What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister Read More »

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How can I believe in God when just last week…

“How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?” by Woody Allen. Read More »

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Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy…

Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church elders offered to present him with a bottle on one consideration – that the pastor acknowledge receipt of the gift in the church paper. “Gladly,”... Read More »

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A minister was asked by a politician…

A minister was asked by a politician,”Name something the government can do to help the church.”The minister replied, “Quit making one dollar bills.” Read More »

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One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…

One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was Sunday. But hefigured, well, it’s ok if i just play a little bit.So he changed clothes and went out into the green.Up in heaven an... Read More »

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The three truths in life

There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah….2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith…..3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store. Read More »

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What is the meaning of life?

What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate. Read More »

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