Relationships

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Want to make love to you

He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to you really badly.She said – Well, you succeeded. Read More »

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Wife-taming method

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever I gohome after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before Iget... Read More »

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Prescription

This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks “What for?”She says “I want to kill my husband”.He says “Sorry, I can’t do that.”She then reaches inter her handbag a pulls out a... Read More »

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A Change Of Vows

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When youget to me and the part where I’m to promise to ‘love, honor and obey’and ‘forsaking... Read More »

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Indicator

A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch on the rocks. After he finished the drink, he peeked inside hisshirt pocket, then he ordered another double scotch.After he finished that one, he again... Read More »

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On inheritance

A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?”The father replied: “Well, son, you must havegotten it from your mother, ’cause I still have mine.” Read More »

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Divorce decision

“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and I’ve decided to give your wife $775 a week.”"That’s very fair, your honor,” the husband said. “And every now and then I’ll try to send... Read More »

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Two guys were discussing popular family trends…

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, “I didn’t sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?”Leroy replied, “I’m not sure, What was her maiden name?” Read More »

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Wise men never marry…

Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise. Read More »

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Merry…ied talk

A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: ‘Here Lies My Wife – Cold As Ever’.” “Yeah,”... Read More »

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