Political Jokes

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How many Los Angeles police officers does it take to beat up,,,

How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None. He fell down the stairs. Read More »

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Top 10 McGreevey jokes

TOP 10 McGreevey jokes…. 10 NJ state bird – swallow. 9 New Jersey Turnpike renamed Hershey Highway. 8 NJ raises terror alert level to lavender. 7 We know he didn’t like bush, but this is ridiculous. 6 Now we... Read More »

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US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…

US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he says: ‘I will now answer anyquestions you have.’ Bobby stands up and says: ‘I have four questions’:1. How did Bush win the election with fewer... Read More »

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Our next targets

Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-knownHussein family members are coming to the attention of Americanauthorities.Among the brothers:——————Sooflay …………………..the restauranteurGuday……………………. the half-Australian brotherHuray……………………. the sports fanaticBejay……………………..the gay brotherKuntay & Kintay…………….the twins from the... Read More »

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again. Read More »

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Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells…

Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine’s Day. “Since Valentine’s Day is for a Christian saint and we’re Jewish,” she asks, “will God get mad at me... Read More »

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Working With The FBI

Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?”"Hello, is this the FBI?”"Yes. What do you want?”"I’m calling to report my neighbor Adrian Thibodeaux! He ishiding marijuana inside his firewood.”"Thank you very much for the call, sir.”The next day,... Read More »

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime. Read More »

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Osama Cave Memo

Osama Cave Memo===============Hi guys. We’ve all been putting in long hours, but we’ve really come together as a group, and I love that. Big thanks to Omar for putting up the poster that says “There is no I in... Read More »

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When white man found this land, Indians were running it…

When white man found this land, Indians were running it.There were:- No Taxes- No Debt- Plenty buffalo- Plenty beaver- Medicine man free- Women did all the work- Men hunted and fished all the time The white man was dumb... Read More »

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