July 5, 2012
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0 An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, “When I grow…
An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, “When I grow up, I want to be a musician.” The dad says, “I am sorry – can’t have it both ways.” Read More »
July 5, 2012
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0 How do you make a bandstand? Take away their chairs…
How do you make a bandstand? Take away their chairs Read More »
July 5, 2012
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0 Q.How is a heart like a musician? A.They both have a…
Q.How is a heart like a musician? A.They both have a beat Read More »
July 5, 2012
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0 Hey buddy. How late does the band play? About half a…
Hey buddy. How late does the band play? About half a beat behind the drummer. Read More »
July 5, 2012
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0 A saxophone is like a lawsuit. Everyone is happy when the…
A saxophone is like a lawsuit. Everyone is happy when the case is closed. Read More »
July 5, 2012
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0 1st man: “My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three…
1st man: “My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three o’clock this morning!” 2nd man: “Did they wake you?” 1st man: “Nah….I was up playing my bagpipes.” Read More »
July 5, 2012
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0 Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not…
Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: “Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet” Read More »
July 5, 2012
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0 Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus? A:…
Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus? A: He wanted to sing higher! Read More »
July 5, 2012
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0 One day the bass player hid one of the drummer’s…
One day the bass player hid one of the drummer’s sticks. The drummer said, “finally! After being a drummer for so long, now I am a conductor!” Read More »
July 5, 2012
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0 A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in…
A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman asked, “May I please see your permit?” I don’t have one,” confessed the musician. “In that case, you’ll... Read More »
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