Monster Jokes

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What’s a monsters favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet…

What’s a monsters favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet Read More »

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Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?- Because if they…

Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?- Because if they were small and round and smooth they’d be M&M’s Read More »

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What’s pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs…

What’s pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster? - Grandma monster Read More »

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What monster flies his kite in a rain storm? Benjamin Frankenstein…

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm? Benjamin Frankenstein Read More »

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Frankenstein: Help, I’ve got a short circuit! Igor: Don’t worry,…

Frankenstein: Help, I’ve got a short circuit! Igor: Don’t worry, I’ll lengthen it. Read More »

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What kind of monster is safe to put in the…

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?- A wash and wear wolf Read More »

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What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish’s…

What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish’s brain in the body of his dog? I don’t know, but it is great at chasing submarines. Read More »

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What do you call a clever monster? Frank Einstein….

What do you call a clever monster? Frank Einstein. Read More »

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What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps…

What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ? Flatman and Ribbon ! Read More »

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster? HERE…

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster? HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES. Read More »

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