Medicine

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Can’t remember

Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When did you first notice this problem?What problem? Read More »

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This male prostitute contracted leprosy…

This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off. Read More »

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Fred Dingaling

Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted speed limit. Since he’s in a good mood that day he decides to give the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning... Read More »

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Constipation problem

Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation.”It’s terrible,” she said, “I haven’t moved my bowels in a week.”"I see. Have you done anything about it?” asked the doctor.”Naturally,” she replied,... Read More »

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Broken leg

“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man’s broken leg.”Well, doc, 25 years ago…”"Never mind the past! Tell me how you broke your leg this morning.”"Like I was saying… 25 years ago,... Read More »

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This male prostitute contracted syphilis…

This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off. Read More »

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Not a foot

An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and weaves over to thereceptionist.Without looking up, she waves him over to the examinationbed and says, “Stick it through that curtain.”Looking forward to something kinky, the... Read More »

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What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?

What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a load of laundry. Read More »

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The evils of marijuana

A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and on to his favorite subject: the evils of marijuana.Off he went one day into his inventory of horrors, “Used regularly,” he explained, “pot can cause... Read More »

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What should you give a man who has everything?

What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin Read More »

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