Kids Jokes

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Where in earth have you been!

What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in earth have you been! Read More »

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stop for a glow worm

When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light! Read More »

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which end of a worm is which

How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs! Read More »

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make a glow worm happy

How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted! Read More »

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Maggot Thatcher!

Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher! Read More »

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police glow worm

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?it has a blue light! Read More »

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The Apple Corps!

What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps! Read More »

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Noah’s Ark in an apple

Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go on in pairs! Read More »

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Boring!

What is life like for a wood worm?Boring! Read More »

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worm’s favorite band

What is a worm’s favorite band?Mud! Read More »

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