Elderly Jokes

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OLD NEVER DIES 14

OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out of timeOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just unwindOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just wind downOLD WEATHERMEN never die, they reign foreverOLD WHITE WATER RAFTERS never... Read More »

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OLD NEVER DIES 15

OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just stop ringingOLD THERMODYNAMICISTS never die, they just achieve their state — of maximum entropyOLD TIRE TUBES never die, they just get puncturedOLD TRASH never dies,... Read More »

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OLD NEVER DIES 13

OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re just not the typeOLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just byte itOLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just decompileOLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just get bugged with... Read More »

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OLD NEVER DIES 11

OLD RADIOS never die, they just stop receivingOLD RAILROADERS never die, they just derailOLD RAIN PUDDLES never die, they just dry upOLD SAILORS never die, they just get a little “DINGHY”OLD SAILORS never die, they just lose their porpoiseOLD... Read More »

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OLD NEVER DIES 12

OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goalOLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just lose their kickOLD SOLDIERS never die, they just fade awayOLD SOLDIERS never die, they just smell that wayOLD SOLDIERS never die, young... Read More »

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OLD NEVER DIES 8

OLD KIDS never die, they just grow upOLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die, they just shuffle off their metal coilsOLD LASER PHYSICISTS never die, they just become incoherentOLD LAWYERS never die, they just lose their appealOLD LAWYERS never... Read More »

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OLD NEVER DIES 10

OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they just change colorOLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they’re just fooling themselvesOLD MAIDS count on fingers, but young girls count on legsOLD MATH TEACHERS never die, they just reduce to lowest termsOLD... Read More »

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OLD NEVER DIES 9

OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played outOLD MUSICIANS never die, they just go from bar to barOLD NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS never die, they just go off-lineOLD NUMERICAL ANALYSTS never die, they just get disarrayedOLD OWLS never die,... Read More »

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OLD NEVER DIES 7

OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it HzOLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just lose contactOLD ENERGIZER BUNNIES never die, they go on, and on, and on…OLD ENGINEERS never die, they just lose their bearingsOLD ENGLISH MAJORS... Read More »

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OLD NEVER DIES 5

OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zoneOLD FOOTBALLERS never die, they just kick the bucketOLD FORESTERS never die, they just pine awayOLD FRIDGE REPAIRMEN never die, they just blow their coolOLD FROGS never die,... Read More »

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