Dirty Jokes

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Nun on the Bus

A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only problem is that she is a nun. He decides to approach her anyway. “Sister, you are the... Read More »

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Old man’s sperm cup

There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring... Read More »

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Cucumber&pickle

A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, “I got it bad man, everytime I get big, fat and juicy I get seasoned and put in a jar.”The cucumber said to the... Read More »

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Whats a Australian Kiss..

What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under! Read More »

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The 3 holes

A guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for a hotel to stay in while he waits for his car to be fixed. He finds a very small hotel and walks in.He asks the... Read More »

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wooo mama!

One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with her. She says, “Sure son, but don’t look up and don’t look down.”So they’re taking a shower and the kid reaches up for the soap... Read More »

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Girl’s School

The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. “I don’t understand why you girls can’t understand the male sex organ. You’ve had it pounded into you all semester!” Read More »

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The Hundred Nuns

One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the end of the prayer session the head nun stood up and addressed the rest of the nuns. She said, “There was a man in the... Read More »

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Speed Limit

What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around Read More »

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Speaking of Sex

A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding an unprepared on-the-spot lecture, on a theme starting on a letter which is alotted to him.The man gets an S, and chooses to give his... Read More »

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