Children

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh! Read More »

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A good student

It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American history. Who said “Give me Liberty, or... Read More »

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Scholarly discussion

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heardthat flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with yourfellow passenger.”Little Johnny,... Read More »

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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother…

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had severalstrands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair.She looked at her... Read More »

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What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?

What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the baby’s mother may want to rethink her plans to nurse. Read More »

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Anybody Home?

A boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about anurgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whispered, “Hello?”Feeling put out... Read More »

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Drawing God

A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked around to look at the artwork.As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she askedwhat the drawing was.The girl replied, “I’m drawing... Read More »

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First grade romance

An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after class. “How did that happen?” gasped her mother.”It wasn’t easy,” admitted her daughter, “but three girls helped mecatch him. Read More »

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Little Johnny tried out for the school play…

Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines to practice:”Hark! A pistol shot! There lies a lady with hope in her soul. I think I’ll snatch a kiss and run into the forest.... Read More »

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Sad revelations

A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand the bees. “I don’t want to know!” the child said, burstinginto tears. “Promise me you won’t tell me.”Confused, the father asked what was wrong.”Oh dad,”... Read More »

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